After Five – All-5-Hour Beer Wall Clock

It's Always 5 O'Clock On This Wall

Your home bar deserves a little personality. This clock gives it one.

Every number on the face is a 5 — so no matter when you look up, it's officially beer time.

The all-5 dial turns a plain wall into a punchline your guests will notice.

Hang it, step back, and wait for the first laugh.

Hands move on a standard quartz movement, so the joke never gets in the way of the time.

✓ Turn a blank wall into a punchline
Every hour reads 5 o'clock. Guests spot it, squint, then laugh. That's the whole point.

✓ The gift they'll actually hang up
Beer lovers get a lot of forgettable gifts. This one goes straight on the wall and stays there.

✓ Quiet enough for any room
A smooth quartz movement keeps the ticking down. No clicking to distract you during a game or a conversation.

✓ Ready to hang straight from the box
Built-in hook on the back. One nail, one minute, done. No tools, no assembly, no instructions to decode.

What you get today

• After Five all-5-hour wall clock
• Built-in hanging hook on the back
• Quartz movement with readable hands
• Ready to hang, no assembly needed
• Free tracked shipping
• 30-day money-back guarantee

Small production run for this design — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.

Enjoy a more playful home bar with After Five, available for a limited time.

Frequently asked questions

Can you actually tell the time on it?
Yes. The hour and minute hands move normally, so you read their position just like any other clock. The numbers are the joke — the hands still do their job.

Does it need batteries?
Yes, it runs on a standard battery. Batteries are not included in the box.

Will it work in a garage or covered patio?
It's made for indoor spaces. Keep it out of direct rain and high humidity so the face stays crisp.

Is it loud?
No. The quartz movement runs smooth and quiet, so it won't tick over your conversations.

Specifications

• Material: Wood-look composite face with a printed dial
• Size: 12 inches

In the box

• 1x After Five wall clock
• Built-in hanging hook (pre-attached)

Bring After Five to your wall today.